• Last week was karva chauth
when spouse dont eat food all day for the sake of long life of their partner .
Strange nah!! But then its our country .
A country known for its culture
Where people beileve that statue drinks milk.
And some guy wearing white cloth and talks abou god is god himself.
And prayers are cover of any bollywood song.
Where 60 year old guy who beileve in celibacy create a revolution.
People love romantic movies but wont allow their son and daughter to be in a relationship.
Every 5th gal from your city becomes your sister for some strange reason that ma mom
keep telling me
So that I wont fall in love with ma "so called sister".
Everbody loves white.
White cow, milk, curd and
White guys.
So fairness creams sell like soaps.
Where a guy who earns. rs.38 per day isnt poor.
Everbody watch cricket, eat cricket , sleep with their bats.
Em in no mood to talk about balls ..
Sex is a dirty word.
even then our popluation is 2nd largest in the world.
Its d only thing that made me pround to be indian.
When I was in 2nd class
And I was expecting to beat china by the time I will learn to be a father.
Most of the politician are unmarried.
But are they virgin??
Don’t they like cricket and love to bat.
But then no country is perfect.
We have to make it Perfect.
(rang de basanti - right?)
Learn something from gandhi
" if you want a change be the change"
A poor guy who lost his virginity on the same night his father died.
Jai hind !!!
when spouse dont eat food all day for the sake of long life of their partner .
Strange nah!! But then its our country .
A country known for its culture
Where people beileve that statue drinks milk.
And some guy wearing white cloth and talks abou god is god himself.
And prayers are cover of any bollywood song.
Where 60 year old guy who beileve in celibacy create a revolution.
People love romantic movies but wont allow their son and daughter to be in a relationship.
Every 5th gal from your city becomes your sister for some strange reason that ma mom
keep telling me
So that I wont fall in love with ma "so called sister".
Everbody loves white.
White cow, milk, curd and
White guys.
So fairness creams sell like soaps.
Where a guy who earns. rs.38 per day isnt poor.
Everbody watch cricket, eat cricket , sleep with their bats.
Em in no mood to talk about balls ..
Sex is a dirty word.
even then our popluation is 2nd largest in the world.
Its d only thing that made me pround to be indian.
When I was in 2nd class
And I was expecting to beat china by the time I will learn to be a father.
Most of the politician are unmarried.
But are they virgin??
Don’t they like cricket and love to bat.
But then no country is perfect.
We have to make it Perfect.
(rang de basanti - right?)
Learn something from gandhi
" if you want a change be the change"
A poor guy who lost his virginity on the same night his father died.
Jai hind !!!
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